Trump Care Sinking, It's Ryan's Fault.
Washington

Trump Heads for the Lifeboat. Trump Care is Sinking and it’s Paul Ryan’s Fault.

March 16, 2017 Staff

(Chesapeake Bay)  Unconfirmed sources report that the USS Trump Care is sinking fast, and Mr. Trump is heading for the lifeboat.  The CBO’s explosive report, squeamish GOP crew members, and a suspicious public have delt a [Read more]

Trump in Hawaii During Better Times.
National News

Trump Blasts Hawaii! “Foreign Courts Have No Right to Stop Muslim Ban!”

March 15, 2017 Staff

(Hawaii)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump is tweeting his displeasure at the Hawaiian court that blocked the Trump Muslin Ban 2.0.  Mr. Trump took to the internets upon hearing of the ruling. “Foreign Courts Have No Right [Read more]

Trump Visits Toxic Site to Announce Weakening of Environmental Standards
Seriously

Trump Visits Toxic Site to Announce Weakening of Environmental Standards

March 15, 2017 Staff

(Willow Run, Michigan) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump will announce the weakening of automotive environmental standards while standing on a toxic waste site.  Tuesday Mr. Trump will announce the weakening of Cafe Standards, the rules [Read more]

Floating Wall Protects America from Ireland.
World News

Undocumented Irish Immigrants Threaten America. Trump Promises Atlantic Wall

March 15, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump is gravely concerned about the number of undocumented Irish that are in America illegally.  There are over 50,000 undocumented Irish in the United States and they pose a [Read more]

White House Creative Writing Staff Suffers from Writer's Block.
Washington

Trump DOJ Struggles to Concoct FAKE EVIDENCE to Bolster Obama Wire Tapping Charges

March 14, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed sources are reporting that the Trump Department Of Justice Creative Writing Bureau is failing to concoct evidence against President Obama.  The Bureau, well know for its prodigious output seems to be struggling. The Creative Writing Bureau, [Read more]

Julian Assange of WikiLeaks in Oval Office
Washington

Trump Asks WikiLeaks Founder Julian Assange to Join Administraion

March 13, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has been asked to join the Trump Administration.  Assange has been asked to join the Department of Justice.  Assange will be working for FOIA.gov, the Freedom [Read more]