58 Billion Deep Throat Jokes And Counting

Unconfirmed sources report that the number of Deep Throat jokes has reached 58 billion and there is no end in sight. Media figures from across the entire political spectrum as well as thousands of ‘water cooler’ comedians have taken up the subject of deep throat making it the biggest joke opening in years. Experts predict that deep throat jokes will pass the 100 billion mark in just a few days, some even think 500 billion is not out of the question.

“Deep throat. There I said it.” Said comedy expert Bob Jenkins, of the Institute of Comedic Arts. “Every body just loves to say it, deep throat that is. The deep throat story is like a perfect storm of political news, Washington secrets and naughty words that people find irresistible. I mean it’s a story that has every body talking about deep throats. Can you imagine all those uptight Washington types talking about deep throats. It’s a crack up. I can’t wait to hear George W. Bush say ‘deep throat.’ I wonder if he even knows what a deep throat is?”

“This has been a great week for the naughty joke.” Confirms comedian Jennifer Haskell of the fine city Chillicothe Ohio. “I like a good naughty joke, and finding a joke that can mix sex with presidential scandal is just too good to pass up. I’ve written dozens of deep throat jokes over the last few days and they just keep getting the laughs so I’ll keep telling them.”

Jenny Haskell kindly donated a few deep throat jokes:

“Can you believe it took those losers in Washington 30 years to figure out what a deep throat is.”

“What is this whole deep throating thing? I didn’t know President Nixon even had an intern named Linda Lovelace”

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