Trump shows Merkel his "Pay Up Sucker Tattoo!"
World News

Trump Shows Angela Merkel His New Tattoo. Pay Up Sucker!

March 26, 2017

(Berlin, Germany)  Unconfirmed Sources report that during their meeting last week White House inhabitant Mr. Trump showed German Chancellor Angela Merkel his new tattoo.  The Tattoo on his right-hand  says “Pay Up Sucker!” Images from their [Read more]

Tillerson Hitchhiking to Save Money.
National News

Tillerson Hitchhikes Home to Save Funds

March 21, 2017

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources reports that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has been spotted hitchhiking home from his latest trip overseas.  Due to budget cuts at the State Department, Tillerson could only fly to Los Angelas [Read more]

Agency Administrator, Scott Pruitt.
Washington

Scott Pruitt Cuts Energy Star Program to Save Yellow and Blue Ink

March 20, 2017

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting massive budget cuts at the Agency(formerly known as the Environmental Protection Agency).  The cuts include dismantling the energy efficiency program Energy Star. Many are familiar with the Energy Star program [Read more]

Trump Fires Spicer and Conway, Hires Galaxy Note 4 as Spokesmen!
Washington

Trump Fires Spicer and Conway, Hires Galaxy Note 4 as Spokesmen!

March 19, 2017

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump has fired his two top spokespeople, Sean Spicer and Kellyanne Conway. To replace the embattled staffers the White House has hired a Samsung Galaxy Note 4 smartphone.  The [Read more]

Trump Accidentally Tells Truth
National News

Trump Accidentally Tells Truth

March 18, 2017

Promises to never do it again. (Washington D.C) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump, the Inhabitant of the White House, has accidentally told the truth.  The incident happened in the East Room of the White House during an ‘interview’ [Read more]

Trump Care Sinking, It's Ryan's Fault.
Washington

Trump Heads for the Lifeboat. Trump Care is Sinking and it’s Paul Ryan’s Fault.

March 16, 2017

(Chesapeake Bay)  Unconfirmed sources report that the USS Trump Care is sinking fast, and Mr. Trump is heading for the lifeboat.  The CBO’s explosive report, squeamish GOP crew members, and a suspicious public have delt a [Read more]