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The Trump administration is currently illegally withholding 18 billion dollars in congressionally appropriated aid.
The President

Puerto Rican officials promise to announce investigation into Biden if President Trump agrees to release aid.

December 7, 2019

San Juan, Puerto Rico) Puerto Rican officials promise to announce an investigation into Joe Biden if President Trump agrees to release aid.  The Trump administration is currently illegally withholding 18 billion dollars in congressionally appropriated [Read more]

ICE raids Trump Properties
Business News

Ice Raids Trump Properties in Nationwide Operation!

January 30, 2019

(Los Angelas, CA)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Ice has raided Trump properties in a nationwide operation!  Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers raided Trump properties in search of undocumented workers after news reports suggested systematic immigration violations. “This [Read more]

Washington is getting more Swampy.
National News

It’s Official! Trump’s Washington is Getting More Swampy!

April 6, 2018

(Potomac, Maryland) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that Washington D.C. area is indeed getting more swampy. Local scientists with the Chesapeake Swampland Council, a non-profit environmental stewardship and governmental watchdog organization, have released a new study. [Read more]

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