Paul Ryan, Time Traveler.
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Paul Ryan Goes Back in Time to Cut Taxes

March 22, 2017

(The Past) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that Speaker of the House Paul Ryan is planning on going back in time to cut taxes.  Ryan has been training at NASA for the past several weeks in preparation for [Read more]

Tillerson Hitchhiking to Save Money.
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Tillerson Hitchhikes Home to Save Funds

March 21, 2017

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources reports that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has been spotted hitchhiking home from his latest trip overseas.  Due to budget cuts at the State Department, Tillerson could only fly to Los Angelas [Read more]

Trump Accidentally Tells Truth
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Trump Accidentally Tells Truth

March 18, 2017

Promises to never do it again. (Washington D.C) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump, the Inhabitant of the White House, has accidentally told the truth.  The incident happened in the East Room of the White House during an ‘interview’ [Read more]