Al Franken sworn in : Disrupts Senate to read new book into Congressional Record

(Washington D.C.) Ucs News- Freshmen Senator Al Franken joined the U.S. Senate then promptly defiled the dignity of his new office. Just moments after being sworn in Franken put down the bible and picked up his new book. While shocked Senators and reporters looked on Al Franken began reading is new book into the congressional record. The book set to be released next week is entitled “Rush is still an idiot, Hannity is still a douche bag and why Bill O’Reilly should just go F@$K himself.”

The book “Rush is still an idiot, Hannity is still a douche bag and why Bill O’Reilly should just go F@$K himself.” is the latest in Al Franken’s personal crusade to show America how compromised the the rights leading mouth pieces have become. In Franken’s words “I can’t decide if these clowns are really dumb enough to really believe the rubbish they spew.”

The reading of “Rush is still an idiot, Hannity is still a douche bag and why Bill O’Reilly should just go F@$K himself.” occupied two days of the Senates schedule. Using an obscure rule from the 18th century, Franken was able to hold both Democrats and Republicans at bay for almost 17 hours as he read the entire 14 chapter book into the record.

The publisher of “Rush is still an idiot, Hannity is still a douche bag and why Bill O’Reilly should just go F@$K himself.” Simon and Shyster released a statement explaining the reading of “Rush is still an idiot, Hannity is still a douche bag and why Bill O’Reilly should just go F@$K himself.” into the record was a publicity stunt that Franken had not cleared with the firm.

Upon finishing “Rush is still an idiot, Hannity is still a douche bag and why Bill O’Reilly should just go F@$K himself.” Franken took time to thanks his wife Frannie and his Republican opponent Norm Coleman. “Norm, I just want to say thanks for being such a moron. You have renewed my faith that most if not all Republicans are two faced hypocritical liars, except for Michelle Bachman that is. She is just plain crazy”.