Alaska Governor Sarah Palin Admits to Masturbating


44-year-old former beauty queen, Alaska Governor and newly announced vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin admitted in an unusually candid interview this afternoon that she has frequently masturbated during her term as governor.

“My husband is frequently out of town on business”, Ms Palin stated in reference to her husband, BP oil executive Todd Palin. “During those times I have found ample opportunity to explore the pleasures of my own body”.

Ms Palin stated that she sometimes feels conflicted between her insatiable desire to achieve orgasm and her Evangelical Christian beliefs. “I think God will forgive me for this one guilty pleasure”, she hoped.

Palin’s husband Todd claimed that he had no idea of his wife’s masturbatory habit. “She never told me she did that!” he exclaimed. “Had I known by the will of Jesus I would have forced her to stop!”

Ms`Palin claimed that she sometimes fantasizes about men of power such as Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, Israeli President Shimon Peres, Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao and female German Chancellor Angela Merkel.

“I don’t consider myself a lesbian or bisexual but that Merkel is HOT”, Palin declared.

Some sources believe that Palin came “out of the closet” with her masturbation habits to simply attract masturbating female voters.

“I just think we should be honest with the American People”, she said later.

Arizona Senator John McCain fully supports his running mates self-exploratory pleasures. “I did that myself once when I was in college”, McCain stated.