Ann Coulter and Her Foul Mouth Win Prestigious Award

(UcsNews:International) Ann Coulter’s outrageous, inflammatory remarks have earned her wealth, fame and fortune. This week Ann Coulter’s foul mouth has won her a new acclaim. In a solemn ceremony Ann Coulter was named “Satan’s Great Whore for 2007”. The pronouncement was issued by Mohsen Gharavian, a disciple of the extremely hard-line Ayatollah Mohammad Taghi Mesbah-Yazdi, widely regarded as the cleric closest to Iran’s new president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Winning the “Satan’s Great Whore for 2007” designation is a great achievement for Ann Coulter. With Paris Hilton’s second arrest, Britany Spears public melt down and Condoleezza Rice fouling the middle east Coulter faced stiff competition.

According to Mohsen Gharavian’s spokesmen, “Coulter has the right combination of sultry looks, irresponsible behavior and incredibly foul mouth.” The Spokesmen went on to say she is an idiot and that really helped her win the title of “Satan’s Great Whore for 2007”.

“Satan’s Great Whore for 2007” title has been held by Madonna, Barbara Bush Lindsay Lohan and three time winer, the now deceased, Anne Nicole Smith. The award was created by Sadam Hussein during the first Gulf War to draw attention the the moral collapse of the west.

While Most just wish Ann Coulter would just go away , the high Mohsen Gharavian is hoping she just goes to hell. Coulter is unlikely to go away quietly because “she provides an outlet … for the twisted psychological impulses and truly hateful face that drives the entire pro-Bush, right-wing spectacle.” said the Cleric.