Apple iPhone 3G S Adds Vibrator Option


In an effort to increase sales among its female customers, Apple Inc. has introduced the new Apple iPhone 3G S V. In addition to all the usual iPhone features, the 3G S V also comes in 3 vibrating speeds for female enjoyment.

Previous versions of the iPhone would only vibrate when users had a call coming in. The new version can be set to vibrate continuously in different speeds depending on the clitoral sensitivity of the woman using the item. In addition, it has up to three hours of use on a single charge.

The sex toy industry has actually grown during the current economic recession while other industries are foundering. Apple, Inc. has chosen to capitalize on the burgeoning industry.

“This thing practically wore me out”, said iPhone 3G S V Beta Tester Marie Ping. “I can call my boyfriend, watch a video, send emails and get off at the same time without fumbling with a bunch of different things! It’s amazing!”

iPhone spokesperson Cheri Pepper claims the item should help alleviate sexual frustration for “on the go” businesswomen who have to take extended trips away from their husbands, college students who have trouble finding “special time” and anyone in need of a quick yet fulfilling orgasm.

“Sex toys are a booming industry”, Pepper stated. “Many women are afraid to purchase sex toys for fear someone will find it in her purse. However, no one questions having an iPhone.”

The sex toy industry generated over $12 billion in sales last year in the United States alone. iPhone sales should add another $500 million to the industry in its first year.

“I hope someday every woman will have an iPhone vibrating sex phone”, said Apple CEO Steve Jobs.

Apple Inc. stock rose up 30% at the announcement.