ICE raids Trump Properties
Business News

Ice Raids Trump Properties in Nationwide Operation!

January 30, 2019 Staff

(Los Angelas, CA)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Ice has raided Trump properties in a nationwide operation!  Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers raided Trump properties in search of undocumented workers after news reports suggested systematic immigration violations. “This [Read more]

Mitch McConnell has gone Missing!
National News

Mitch McConnell has gone Missing!

January 12, 2019 Staff

(Kentucky, USA) Unconfirmed Sources report that erratic Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has gone missing from his home in Kentucky.  Authorities have launched a ground search around the residence for Mr. McConnell. Sources close to [Read more]

Scott Pruitt Stars in Return to Teapot Dome.
Uncategorized

Scott Pruitt to Star in Autobiographical Movie

April 10, 2018 Staff

Scott Pruitt to star in his own biographical movie, Return to Teapot Dome.         Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, [Read more]

Washington is getting more Swampy.
National News

It’s Official! Trump’s Washington is Getting More Swampy!

April 6, 2018 Staff

(Potomac, Maryland) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that Washington D.C. area is indeed getting more swampy. Local scientists with the Chesapeake Swampland Council, a non-profit environmental stewardship and governmental watchdog organization, have released a new study. [Read more]

US Troops on Mexican Border
World News

Holy Crap ! Trump is Massing Troops On The Mexican Border!

April 4, 2018 Staff

(Del Rio, Texas) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that US troops have begun massing on the southern border. The troops began to arrive overnight and have set up a base of operations near the Del Rio [Read more]

Trump Starts Border Wall Himself!
The President

Trump Starts Building Border Wall Himself

March 31, 2017 Staff

(Mexico Border) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump has started to build his border wall.  Mr. Trump took a much publicized trip to the border today, to visit a  section fence.  Known as a hands-on manager [Read more]