Donald Trump Golfing, Again.
Uncategorized

Trump Spends 6.3% of Term Golfing

March 27, 2017 Staff

(Mar-a-Lago)  Unconfirmed sources report that the inhabitant of the White House, Mr. Trump, has spent more time golfing than working on Heath Care reform.  Actually,  a careful study of Mr. Trump’s schedule has determined that [Read more]

Not Staying in Vegas.
National News

Scientist Prove Only 62% of What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas

March 27, 2017 Staff

(Las Vegas) Unconfirmed Sources reports that contrary to the ‘What happens in Vegas’ marketing campaign a recent study proves that only 62% of what happens stays in Las Vegas. The findings of the study could [Read more]

Trump shows Merkel his "Pay Up Sucker Tattoo!"
World News

Trump Shows Angela Merkel His New Tattoo. Pay Up Sucker!

March 26, 2017 Staff

(Berlin, Germany)  Unconfirmed Sources report that during their meeting last week White House inhabitant Mr. Trump showed German Chancellor Angela Merkel his new tattoo.  The Tattoo on his right-hand  says “Pay Up Sucker!” Images from their [Read more]

Devin Nunes Wins White House Internship.
National News

Devin Nunes Wins Coveted White House Internship

March 26, 2017 Staff

(Tulare, CA) Hometown boy Devin Nunes does good.  Nunes has won a very prestigious White House internship. Nunes bested a wide field of applicants for the internship in the White House Press Office. “We are [Read more]

Trump With Enemies List
National News

Trump Adds Freedom Cacus Members to Enemies List

March 24, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump has added 32 GOP lawmakers to his enemies list.  After the failure of the House to pass Trump Care Mr. Trump feels the need to seek revenge aginst [Read more]

Ivanka Helps Trump in the Office.
Washington

Ivanka Trump to Open Office of Reality in White House

March 23, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that Ivanka Trump, daughter of the Mr. Trump the inhabitant of the White House, will be joining the West Wing. She will be heading up an office called the Office [Read more]

Tillerson Hitchhiking to Save Money.
National News

Tillerson Hitchhikes Home to Save Funds

March 21, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources reports that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has been spotted hitchhiking home from his latest trip overseas.  Due to budget cuts at the State Department, Tillerson could only fly to Los Angelas [Read more]

Agency Administrator, Scott Pruitt.
Washington

Scott Pruitt Cuts Energy Star Program to Save Yellow and Blue Ink

March 20, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting massive budget cuts at the Agency(formerly known as the Environmental Protection Agency).  The cuts include dismantling the energy efficiency program Energy Star. Many are familiar with the Energy Star program [Read more]