Trump With Enemies List
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Trump Adds Freedom Cacus Members to Enemies List

March 24, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump has added 32 GOP lawmakers to his enemies list.  After the failure of the House to pass Trump Care Mr. Trump feels the need to seek revenge aginst [Read more]

Ivanka Helps Trump in the Office.
Washington

Ivanka Trump to Open Office of Reality in White House

March 23, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that Ivanka Trump, daughter of the Mr. Trump the inhabitant of the White House, will be joining the West Wing. She will be heading up an office called the Office [Read more]

Tillerson Hitchhiking to Save Money.
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Tillerson Hitchhikes Home to Save Funds

March 21, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources reports that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has been spotted hitchhiking home from his latest trip overseas.  Due to budget cuts at the State Department, Tillerson could only fly to Los Angelas [Read more]

Agency Administrator, Scott Pruitt.
Washington

Scott Pruitt Cuts Energy Star Program to Save Yellow and Blue Ink

March 20, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting massive budget cuts at the Agency(formerly known as the Environmental Protection Agency).  The cuts include dismantling the energy efficiency program Energy Star. Many are familiar with the Energy Star program [Read more]

Trump Fires Spicer and Conway, Hires Galaxy Note 4 as Spokesmen!
Washington

Trump Fires Spicer and Conway, Hires Galaxy Note 4 as Spokesmen!

March 19, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump has fired his two top spokespeople, Sean Spicer and Kellyanne Conway. To replace the embattled staffers the White House has hired a Samsung Galaxy Note 4 smartphone.  The [Read more]

Trump Accidentally Tells Truth
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Trump Accidentally Tells Truth

March 18, 2017 Staff

Promises to never do it again. (Washington D.C) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump, the Inhabitant of the White House, has accidentally told the truth.  The incident happened in the East Room of the White House during an ‘interview’ [Read more]

Trump Care Sinking, It's Ryan's Fault.
Washington

Trump Heads for the Lifeboat. Trump Care is Sinking and it’s Paul Ryan’s Fault.

March 16, 2017 Staff

(Chesapeake Bay)  Unconfirmed sources report that the USS Trump Care is sinking fast, and Mr. Trump is heading for the lifeboat.  The CBO’s explosive report, squeamish GOP crew members, and a suspicious public have delt a [Read more]

Trump in Hawaii During Better Times.
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Trump Blasts Hawaii! “Foreign Courts Have No Right to Stop Muslim Ban!”

March 15, 2017 Staff

(Hawaii)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump is tweeting his displeasure at the Hawaiian court that blocked the Trump Muslin Ban 2.0.  Mr. Trump took to the internets upon hearing of the ruling. “Foreign Courts Have No Right [Read more]

Trump Visits Toxic Site to Announce Weakening of Environmental Standards
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Trump Visits Toxic Site to Announce Weakening of Environmental Standards

March 15, 2017 Staff

(Willow Run, Michigan) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump will announce the weakening of automotive environmental standards while standing on a toxic waste site.  Tuesday Mr. Trump will announce the weakening of Cafe Standards, the rules [Read more]