PAKISTAN (APE) – Osama bin Laden said Sunday that the foiled airline plot in Britain was evidence that terrorism could continue to grow and flourish under Bush administration policies for years to come.
Bin Laden was speaking from a loosely guarded hemodialysis unit somewhere in the mountainous region of Pakistan.
Bin Laden praised the efforts of the Bush administration in allowing Al-Qaeda “an incredible amount of time, energy and effort” in their ongoing plans to further terrorize American citizens, and ultimately make the Middle East safe from America. “I will assure the majority of American people that we are doing everything in our power to spare you,” he said, “but we are involved in a war against an extremist group of folks, bound together by a neocon ideology, willing to use terrorism to achieve their objectives.”
“Allah be praised,” bin Laden stated, “the enemy has given us an advantage when it comes to attacking their homeland. The world is now full of martyrs willing to take up the cause. It used to be that we only had to be right one time, and they had to be right 100% of the time to protect the American people. Now we don’t even need to get it right and we don’t even have to try.”
A recent AP-Ipsos poll continued to show Bin Laden locked in a tie with President Bush at 39% as the most despised person in the world.