Britney Spears Private Parts Picture Becomes Billboard Ad

TAMPA, FL –Hell hath no fury like Britney Spears scorned.
Florida locals are upset over a poster of Britney Spears showing the blonde beauty climbing out of a car with her vagina barely covered . They have slammed the ad as “degrading.” The pop diva also, is ticked off over the promotional signs for a Tampa area radio station that first appeared in April and have been spotted in Tampa, Jacksonville and Clearwater.

The photograph of Spears was taken in Hollywood late last year, when the Toxic singer got out of a car without wearing any underwear. Her private parts on the billboard were covered up by a pair of blue panties and carried the headline, “Something Everyone Wants To See.” Other photos show Britney during her bald stage coupled with Todd Schnitt, host of WFLZ’s MJ Morning Show. The headline on the signs read “Shock Therapy,” “Total Nut Job” and “Certifiable.”

Britney’s lawyer Donna Schneider filed a letter to Clear Channel Communications, the company that owns the radio station, stating the billboards are “outrageous to the extreme” and demand their removal.The lawyer claims Spears’ “likeness has a multi-million-dollar value for authorized commercial exploitations” and, as a result, she is entitled to “very substantial damages.”

….but…There are those who are pleased to have her antics make news headlines. Karl Rove, Bush’s handler, urges Fox News and other “media” controlled by the White House to make sure that crap like this is the prime news of the evening. ” Anything to get Iraq off the front page!” says Rove..

However, in the same group, there are dissenters among the chaste, humorless, morality boosters in Congress.

Republican Senator Tom Coburn of Oklahoma a staunch right wing fundamentalist, was shocked upon seeing the controversial photos of Spears. His remark, which will undoubtedly go down in history was: “If people want to walk around nude, they would have been born that way!”