Washington, DC (APE) – In a stunning move today, President Bush in a “snap appointment” and swearing in ceremony bypassed congressional authorities and filled the justice position formerly held by Sandra Day O’Connor. The position was filled by the President’s Scottie Dog, Barney.
White House spokesperson Trent Duffy stated, “We realize that this is probably a very controversial move, but the President is anxious for the Supreme Court to get on with its business as soon as possible.”
Barney, assisted by the President and First Lady during his swearing in ceremony
President Bush stated after the swearing in ceremony, “Barney is just the best fit for this important job. I’m sure America will come to love and appreciate his counsel as much as I have. I realize that many Americans might be a little angry that I didn’t follow through with appointing a woman