BUSH OK'S SECRET INVASION OF IRAN TO COUNTERACT THEIR SECRET INVASION OF IRAQ

May 30, 2007 Staff National News


Unconfirmed Sources has obtained a top secret letter from President Bush to General Patraeus authorizing destabilization of Iran.


BY CYRYPTO CLASSIFIED SCRAMBLED FAX
Message ID RTy7783G

To: General David Patreus
From: PREUS 30 May 2007

Dear David:

First, please accept my sincere thanks for your many optimistic communiqu

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