Unconfirmed Sources has received a draft copy of the President’s upcoming State of the Union address in which the President openly admits that Arab democracies might not be such a good idea after all. The shift in policy comes on the heels of the landslide victory by Hamas in the recent Palestinian parliamentary elections.
Selected remarks from the leaked draft:
“I’ve come to believe that the Arab world is just not ready for true democracy.”
“The recent events in Palestine have proved that while they can go through the motions of a democratic process they still can’t pick the right people. That is a real problem, and we are going to have to work harder, with arms if necessary, to assure that Arab democratic processes come to an acceptable result