Conway Selling Trump Tie Tape at White House.
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Conway Pitches Trump Tie Tape Product Line

March 14, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump will be launching a new consumer products company with the help of Trump pitchwomen Kellyanne Conway. The first product for the new company will be Trump Tie Tape. [Read more]

Bitcoin Deposit Found
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Massive Bitcoin Find Shakes Markets

March 12, 2017 Staff

(Brazil) Unconfirmed sources report that a massive Bitcoin find in the Amazonian rainforest has destabilized the virtual currency. Prices on the Bitcoin exchange, Mt Gox, are gyrating wildly as news the massive find spreads. The discovery [Read more]

The White House For Sale
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Trump Administration Approves Sale of United States Government to the Chamber of Commerce

March 6, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed sources are reporting that the Trump Administration has approved the sale of the U.S. Government to the US Chamber of Commerce. The deal struck between the Trump Administration and the Chamber should close [Read more]

Future Trump Books
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Trump Staffers Flood Publishers with Book Proposals

March 6, 2017 Staff

Note to Trump Staffers:  “Stop Sending Us Your Damn  Book Proposals.” (New York) Ucs News  Unconfirmed Sources report that New York publishers have been flooded with book proposals from current White House staff members.  Staffers [Read more]

White House Calls in the Plumbers to Fix Leaks.
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Trump Calls in New Plumber to Fix White House Leaks!

February 25, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) UCS News  Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that Mr.Trump has called in a new plumbing contractor to fix White House leaks.  Mr. Trump has had it the outdated plumbing system of the Presidential Residence.  Mr [Read more]

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New Sex Toy Attracts Investors Warren Buffett and Oprah

March 20, 2010 Staff

Startup sex toy maker JimmyJane, Inc. has entered the sex toy business with a bang, attracting over $10 million dollars from such high rolling investors as Warren Buffett and Oprah Winfrey. JimmyJane’s product is unique [Read more]

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NASA Picks Shuttle Trader Magizine to Sell Off Space Shuttles

January 26, 2010 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that NASA has decided sell off the fleet of Space Shuttles after the program concludes in the coming months. NASA has chosen the private service Shuttle Trader Magazine to handle the sale [Read more]

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Google's Caffeine Enhanced Search Engine much faster than Regular Google

August 11, 2009 Staff

Google, Inc. announced today that it has a new ‘caffeine enhanced’ search engine that is ten times faster than its old search engine. “Our new search engine is super fast”, said Google software engineer Matt [Read more]

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Pimps Praise Craigslist Decision to Close Erotic Services Listings

May 14, 2009 Staff

Across the nation pimps are celebrating the news that Craigslist will be closing its Erotic Services area on the popular site. The use of the site by prostitutes has allowed them to bypass pimps and [Read more]