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Air Lines to Sell "Secure Water" by Spensive in Wake of Heathrow Bomb Plot

August 10, 2006 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that several major American airlines have teamed up with big time water bottler Spensive to offer a special “Secure Water” on all domestic and international flights. The “Secure Water” will be the [Read more]

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It's Official: John C. Dvorak has changed his name to Dvorak.org/blog

July 6, 2006 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that internet personality John C. Dvorak has legally changed his name to Dvorak.org/blog. Dvorak.org/blog filed papers with the Carbondale Illinois city clerk Wayne Nuttly and made the name change totally legal. The [Read more]

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Microsoft Makes Zero Day Exploit Recommendation: Buy a Mac

December 30, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that draft recommendations from Microsoft on how to defeat the Zero Day problems includes buying an Apple IMac Computer. The draft document printed on internal Microsoft letterhead was leaked to Unconfirmed Sources [Read more]