Dear reader, Here at Unconfirmed Sources we take the concerns of our loyal fans seriously, well not really. Recently we received the following correction and we just had to share it. Kamal El-Din Editor/Publisher Dear [Read more]
(Geneva–Switzerland) That fake Rolex you buy on the street could be funding terrorist activities, according to witnesses testifying before the Senate Homeland Security Subcommittee. The bad news, it will still be funding terrorist activities. The [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report the Historic City of Chillicothe Ohio has been totally flattened. Speaking from the edge of a vast asphalt lot Douglas Corcran, The Cities former Director of Economic development explained. “It was Gods [Read more]
As a service to our loyal readers we have had our legal council, the firm of Douglas, Mann and Bart, draw up a Free Living Will. Simply copy, sign and send a copy to your [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that the nation’s business leaders have agree to lease the Executive Branch of the government of the United States for another four years. The lease was signed at the White House today [Read more]
Several hundred Iraqi prisoners have mounted a class action lawsuit in American court against psychiatrists from the Fleet Hospital at Camp Delta, Guantanamo Bay. According to the complaint, psychiatrists at the prison hospital regularly conveyed [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Donald Trump has been fired from his own TV show, The Apprentice. Donald Trump got the boot during an emergency board meeting called by the new chairmen of NBC and GE, [Read more]
With US bread sales suffering from the proliferation of low-carb diets, poppy producers have another headache to deal with. An organization of seed producers has complained to the Bush administration about the dumping of subsidized [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Sears and Kmart officials are making a concerted effort to corner the Failing Retail Stores market. Retail experts are shocked by the boldness of the plan. If the newly merged company [Read more]
Treasury Secretary Snow joined President Bush in unveiling “Salvations and Loans,” a new economic plan that relies heavily on the promotion of prayer and church attendance to stimulate the Second Coming and divine forgiveness of [Read more]
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