Celebrity News

A bill pending before the California legislature will make looking like, acting like or dressing like Kim Kardashian illegal with penalties ranging from a fine of no less than $539.99 for a first offense to [Read more]

Pop stars Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez announced today that they are no longer a couple and now hate each others guts. “She’s just a f….g bitch!” Bieber told Unconfirmed Sources. “She always has to [Read more]

16 year pop Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber announced today that he plans on making a ‘comeback’ world tour in 2035 when he is 41 years old. “I know my good fortune and youth won’t [Read more]

Number One golfer Tiger Woods, and the doctors treating him for sex addiction, claim he has made a complete recovery and no longer has any desire for sex at all. Woods admitted himself into a [Read more]

Embattled #1 golfer Tiger Woods had admitted himself into Impuissant Medical Center in Jupiter, FL for treatment of sex addiction, according to Unconfirmed Sources. “It started off as just copping a feel here and there”, [Read more]

Leroy Jenkins, an unemployed 34 year old truck driver from Jackson, South Dakota, claims he couldn’t care less about Tiger Woods’ recent car accident or his extramarital affairs with Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, [Read more]

(Wasilla-AK) Sarah Palin is calling “48 Hours” producer Robert Joe Halderman”, who three weeks ago attempted to extort two million dollars from “Late Show with David Letterman” host David Letterman over his sexual affairs with [Read more]

Sultry, sexy Megan Fox announced today that she plans to be married at the end of April next year. However, she has not yet found a suitable mate. “I’m soooo sexy I can marry anyone [Read more]

The peeping tom who posted online several nude videos of ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrews (and asked us to call him Tom) said he is very concerned about the lack of sex in her life. “I’ve [Read more]