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Breitbart News Network Wins Best Fiction Prize for 2016

March 7, 2017 Staff

(New York)  Unconfirmed Sources report that the web site Breitbart.com has been awarded the prestigious 2016 William Hearst Fiction Award.  The much sought after prize is awarded for the best body of fictional work in a [Read more]

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New Law Makes Looking Like Kim Kardashian Illegal

July 22, 2011 Staff

A bill pending before the California legislature will make looking like, acting like or dressing like Kim Kardashian illegal with penalties ranging from a fine of no less than $539.99 for a first offense to [Read more]

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Call It Quits

June 5, 2011 Staff

Pop stars Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez announced today that they are no longer a couple and now hate each others guts. “She’s just a f….g bitch!” Bieber told Unconfirmed Sources. “She always has to [Read more]

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Pop Star Justin Bieber Plans Comeback World Tour for 2035

August 18, 2010 Staff

16 year pop Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber announced today that he plans on making a ‘comeback’ world tour in 2035 when he is 41 years old. “I know my good fortune and youth won’t [Read more]

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Tiger Woods No Longer Wants Sex

February 10, 2010 Staff

Number One golfer Tiger Woods, and the doctors treating him for sex addiction, claim he has made a complete recovery and no longer has any desire for sex at all. Woods admitted himself into a [Read more]

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Tiger Woods Enters Treatment for Sex Addiction

December 13, 2009 Staff

Embattled #1 golfer Tiger Woods had admitted himself into Impuissant Medical Center in Jupiter, FL for treatment of sex addiction, according to Unconfirmed Sources. “It started off as just copping a feel here and there”, [Read more]

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South Dakota Man Couldn't Care Less About Tiger Woods

December 7, 2009 Staff

Leroy Jenkins, an unemployed 34 year old truck driver from Jackson, South Dakota, claims he couldn’t care less about Tiger Woods’ recent car accident or his extramarital affairs with Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, [Read more]

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Sarah Palin: Letterman Extortionist To Be Commended!

October 2, 2009 Staff

(Wasilla-AK) Sarah Palin is calling “48 Hours” producer Robert Joe Halderman”, who three weeks ago attempted to extort two million dollars from “Late Show with David Letterman” host David Letterman over his sexual affairs with [Read more]

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Megan Fox Plans to Marry By End of April

September 19, 2009 Staff

Sultry, sexy Megan Fox announced today that she plans to be married at the end of April next year. However, she has not yet found a suitable mate. “I’m soooo sexy I can marry anyone [Read more]

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Peeping Tom Expresses Concern for Erin Andrews

September 11, 2009 Staff

The peeping tom who posted online several nude videos of ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrews (and asked us to call him Tom) said he is very concerned about the lack of sex in her life. “I’ve [Read more]

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