Perpetually unshaven New York Governor David Paterson fiercely proclaimed today that he was still going to run for a full four year term as governor in 2010 despite the objections of President Obama, Jesse Jackson, [Read more]
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Alaska Governor and Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced at a press conference today that she would be abandoning her bid for the Vice Presidency and resigning from her position as governor to become [Read more]
Alaska Governor and Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin admitted today that she has strong sexual and romantic inclinations towards 52-year-old German Chancellor Angela Merkel. “I admit, she makes me hot”, Palin revealed in a [Read more]
ST. LOUIS (Ucs News) — Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin will drop the ceremonial first puck Friday night before the St. Louis Blues’ game against the Los Angeles Kings. According Palin Staffers the Alaska governor [Read more]
(Denver : Colorado) Ucs News– As early voting kicks off around the nation the embattled McCain campaign has taken aim at Obama supporters. Speaking to a crowd of dedicated supports John McCain’s Vice Presidential selection [Read more]
(McCain Campaign Headquarters) Ucs News– The source of millions of campaign Robo calls was discovered today. After public cries for the McCain campaign to halt the misleading and dishonest calls battle droid R2D2 admitted that [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Republican Presidential candidate John McCain has made a surprise bid for voters in the Canadian Province of Ontario. John McCain and running mate Alaska Governor Sarah went over the border [Read more]
(Harrisburg , Real America) Ucs News– In a stunning turn around Arizona Senator John McCain has surged ahead of Barack Obama. A new poll of “Real America” projects a near certain win for McCain. The [Read more]
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