Elections

George W. Bush, in an attempt to shift focus away from the newly released Weapons of Mass Destruction Report and unable to say anything good about the economy, jobs creation or oil prices, has begun [Read more]

Vice Presidential candidate Senator John Edwards met Republican Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney in the only Vice Presidential debate of this election cycle. After watching Senator Edwards being forced to listen to Dick (Dick) Cheney [Read more]

Unconfirmedsources report that Dick Cheney will be forced to remove his mask for the Vice Presidential debate. In an amazing turn of events the Democratic debate negotiating team scored a major coup going into the [Read more]

Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney has withdrawn as George W. Bush’s running mate in the Presidential Race, citing the President’s and his differing views on Gay Marriage and the fact that Mr. Bush is “really [Read more]

Unconfirmed sources report that President Bush’s new campaign stump speech includes harsh criticism of administration policies. The new speech, which contains attacks on domestic and foreign policy, is tailored to appeal to swing voters in [Read more]

Unconfirmed sources report that the spin machine used by the Republican party has broken down. The Spin-O-Matic Model 2000 broke down during the first presidential debate leaving Bush unable to win the debate. Insiders say [Read more]

Unconfirmed sources report that the latest Gallup poll indicates Sadam Hussein’s masterful debate performance has given him the lead in the Electoral College. Hussein, who has been taking an ‘under the radar’ approach has broken [Read more]

Unconfirmed sources report that the Bush legal team is formulating plans to challenge electoral procedures if the election goes the ‘wrong’ way. The legal team led by James Baker and Johnny Cochran plan on attacking [Read more]

Not content with accusing their Democratic Presidential rival John Kerry with flip-flopping, the Bush Administration is attempting to provide a current example of how the process actually works. On Thursday, September 23rd Secretary of Defense [Read more]