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Iraqi Journalist Pretends to Apologize for Throwing Shoes at Bush

December 18, 2008 Staff

In an attempt to avoid 15 years of torture, lashings and beatings, Iraqi journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi pretended to apologize to U.S. President George W. Bush yesterday. “It was the wrong thing to do”, al-Zaidi stated. [Read more]

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Iraqi Soldier Imprisoned for Killing Puppy

June 13, 2008 Staff

A United States Marine, who who was videotaped throwing a puppy off a cliff while on patrol in Iraq has been kicked out of the Marine Corps and will spend a minimum of 8 years [Read more]

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McCain Criticizes Iraq Response as 'Disgraceful'

April 25, 2008 Staff

(Baghdad :Ucs News) – Senator John McCain took direct aim at the Bush administration on Thursday as he stood in the ruins of Sadr city Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented [Read more]

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McCain Criticizes Iraq Response as 'Disgraceful'

April 25, 2008 Staff

(Baghdad :Ucs News) – Senator John McCain took direct aim at the Bush administration on Thursday as he stood in the ruins of Sadr city Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented [Read more]

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Battle for Basra : George W. Bush "US Troops are Winning the War"

March 31, 2008 Staff

(Linden : Ucs News) In a press conference called by the avatar of George W. Bush, the Bush Administration announced that US troops now have the upper hand in the second Battle of Basra. According [Read more]

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Pentagon 'Punked' by Satire Writers with 'Iraq Fighting Good Sign' Story

March 28, 2008 Staff

(Washington) Officials at the Pentagon have launched an investigation today to discover how a group of satire writers managed to hijack the Pentagon Press Office. The satirists hacked into the Pentagon Press Office computers and [Read more]

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4000 Dead : McCain and Bush Honor Iraq Wars Grim Milestone : Soldiers Families Receive Cake

March 25, 2008 Staff

WASHINGTON (Ucs News)- Senator John McCain concluded his whirlwind trip of the middle east with a visit to White House Rose Garden. President George W. Bush invited McCain to attend a ceremony honoring the wars [Read more]

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McCain Iran Stumble

March 20, 2008 Staff

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Army of Two, Dick Cheney and John McCain Invade Iran

March 18, 2008 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that Dick Cheney and John McCain have launched an invasion of Iran while visiting American troops during a campaign stop in Iraq. The two heavily armed men where air dropped into Iran [Read more]

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Halo 3's Master Chief Vows to 'Finish the Fight' in Iraq

July 28, 2007 Staff

President Bush is sending Master Chief to Iraq. The President announced the news today at the White House during a ceremony in the rose garden. Standing side by side with the fiercest fighter the world [Read more]

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