(Camp David : Ucs News) Speaking from his vacation camp U.S. President Bush demanded the Maliki government make progress in Iraq. Following his harsh criticism the President stated “All military options are on the table”. [Read more]
(Ucs News : Washington) Administration officials have decided to increase the U.S. Memorial day holiday by two days. According to sources inside the Pentagon, the additional days are required to properly celebrate the ongoing sacrifices [Read more]
(Washington : Ucs News) D.C. police and secret service agents were shocked when an undead army US troopers staggered, limped and crawled down Pennsylvania Avenue toward the White House. The angry hoard of undead threw [Read more]
(Baghdad : Ucs News International) Leading Sunni terror group released results for the first quarter of 2007. “We felt with the surge underway in Baghdad it was critical to update our followers.” stated Mohammed Mohammed [Read more]
(WASHINGTON : Ucs News) The US office of Trademark registration has accepted the Bush Administrations request to Trademark the Phrase ‘Iraq War Lost Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are [Read more]
(WASHINGTON : Ucs News) The US office of Trademark registration has accepted the Bush Administrations request to Trademark the Phrase ‘Iraq War Lost Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are [Read more]
(BAGHDAD, Ucs News International) – American military commanders in Baghdad have hired the German firm Arbeit Macht Der-Frei Gmbh to construct the 3 mile long concreete wall dividing Baghdad. US officials are trying an old [Read more]
(IRAQ, UCS News International) The world was shocked today when a series of massive car bombs detonated around the city. Early reports are suggesting the entire city of Bagdad and most of Anbar province destroyed [Read more]
(Green Zone : Baghdad) Unconfirmed Sources report the Bush administration has reached a new agreement with Green Zone property owner, WT Property Holdings Iraq LTD. The Baghdad property management firm agreed to renew the Green [Read more]
(Washington D.C. : Ucs News) As part of the controversial troop surge President Bush has commanded the Pentagon to deploy 300 of the finest Spartan warriors to Bagdad. The President if confident the 300 Spartans [Read more]
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