Unconfirmed sources report that Bob The Builder will be heading up the reconstruction of Iraq. The Bush administration has been under growing international pressure to get things moving in Iraq. Bringing in Bob The Builder [Read more]
On a side note to the sometimes pessimistic news concerning the ongoing insurgency and upcoming elections, Doctors at Iraq’s Health Ministry announced that obesity, which had reached epidemic proportions in Iraq in the late 1980’s, [Read more]
A delegation of families from the northern Iraqi city of Mosul were forcibly removed from the offices of the interim government yesterday after trying to present Prime Minister Allawi with a petition signed by several [Read more]
Citing concern that the American people were not given an adequate opportunity to voice their opinions concerning the ongoing war in Iraq during the last election, the Pentagon has announced a plan to make a [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that a small Mid-western city will be cleansed of insurgents. Locals fear they will suffer the same terrible fate as their sister city in Iraq, Falluja. US secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld [Read more]
With Chief Justice William Rehnquist still recuperating from cancer surgery, the Supreme Court today remained evenly divided over whether the death of an infant being delivered in a hospital in Fallujah qualified as a partial [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Iraqi insurgents who held Fallujah have greeted American forces with open arms. The insurgents packed the streets and rooftops of the city and rained flowers and candies upon the assaulting American [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report a large group of guerilla fighters loyal to Dailykos have been captured just outside Falluja, Iraq. The Kosians have been fighting a protracted battle against coalition forces inside Iraq and on the [Read more]
The White House today sharply disputed claims that it allowed three hundred and fifty tons of explosives to be stolen from a former Iraqi military base, saying instead that the ordinance had been moved and [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Federal Election Committee has slapped the Al-Qaida network with massive fines for making illegal in kind contributions to the Kerry campaign. The fines totaling nearly 17 million dollars stem from campaign [Read more]
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