Trump in Hawaii During Better Times.
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Trump Blasts Hawaii! “Foreign Courts Have No Right to Stop Muslim Ban!”

March 15, 2017 Staff

(Hawaii)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump is tweeting his displeasure at the Hawaiian court that blocked the Trump Muslin Ban 2.0.  Mr. Trump took to the internets upon hearing of the ruling. “Foreign Courts Have No Right [Read more]

GOP Heath Care Plan Rushed to Hospital!
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Ambulance Rushes to Capitol, GOP Health Care Proposal in Critical Condition!

March 8, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that lawmakers called 911 to summon help for the ailing GOP health care proposal.  The proposal arrived at the Capitol today and immediately took ill. Speaker Paul Ryan rushed to [Read more]

Hillary Wins 2016 Election
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Hillary Clinton Wins Presidential Election in Parallel Universe!

February 28, 2017 Staff

Super Collider makes Connection to Parallel Universe. (Cern, Switzerland) Ucs News  Unconfirmed Sources report that an experiment at the Large Hadron Collider has punched a hole into a nearby parallel universe.  Initial contacts with the universe [Read more]