Trump Visits Toxic Site to Announce Weakening of Environmental Standards
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Trump Visits Toxic Site to Announce Weakening of Environmental Standards

March 15, 2017 Staff

(Willow Run, Michigan) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump will announce the weakening of automotive environmental standards while standing on a toxic waste site.  Tuesday Mr. Trump will announce the weakening of Cafe Standards, the rules [Read more]

Steve King and Ted Cruz get Chummy.
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How Much Racism is Ok for the GOP? Leaders Meet to Discuss.

March 13, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Republican leaders are meeting today to discuss how much racism is ok for the party.  The closed-door session was called in reaction to the statements of GOP rep Steve King [Read more]

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Olympic Torch Tours Sites of Famous Chinese Massacres

March 31, 2008 Staff

BEIJING (Ucs News)– The Beijing Olympic flame arrived in China today and will begin it’s history tour of the ancient nation. The relay will surely promote the Olympic movement but it’s planned route will remind [Read more]

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Olympic Torch Tours Sites of Famous Chinese Massacres

March 31, 2008 Staff

BEIJING (Ucs News)– The Beijing Olympic flame arrived in China today and will begin it’s history tour of the ancient nation. The relay will surely promote the Olympic movement but it’s planned route will remind [Read more]