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Terrorists Under Every Bed!

August 8, 2005 Staff

Negroponte to Choose Top Spooks WASHINGTON – Under pressure from the President, John “Deathsquad” Negroponte, director of national intelligence, will appoint new FBI personnel, popularly called “spooks,” who will have expanded powers under a new [Read more]

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George W. Bush Has Own Ideas on Origins of Life

August 7, 2005 Staff

On Monday President Bush admitted that he has his own ideas about the origins of life and they don’t include evolution, saying schools should only teach theories about storks delivering babies and other ideas simple [Read more]

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Faith Guides Bush Selection of Next Supreme Court Justice

July 19, 2005 Staff

Cultural War Christians Rally Against Jesus on Supreme Court Washington – Immediately upon Justice Sandra Day O’Connor announcing her retirement from the Supreme Court, leaders of right-wing groups began a flurry of activity including dinner [Read more]

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Statue of Liberty To Be Dismantled

July 6, 2005 Staff

Gay Marriage Fight Switches to 10 Commandments Houston – After a series of tense meetings, major Christian groups involved in a long fight to save heterosexual marriage from gays have decided to change tactics and [Read more]

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An American Aristocracy: Everyone Loves the Rich

July 5, 2005 Staff

In his early sixties with rugged good looks and a physique honed by years of surfing, Michael lives in a modest house with his wife and two daughters and is the type of person one [Read more]

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DeLay Throws Tantrum on TV

June 18, 2005 Staff

Washington – House Majority Leader Tom DeLay rolled on the floor, kicking and screaming because his name had been taken in vain in an episode of “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” last week. During an [Read more]

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