Negroponte to Choose Top Spooks WASHINGTON – Under pressure from the President, John “Deathsquad” Negroponte, director of national intelligence, will appoint new FBI personnel, popularly called “spooks,” who will have expanded powers under a new [Read more]
On Monday President Bush admitted that he has his own ideas about the origins of life and they don’t include evolution, saying schools should only teach theories about storks delivering babies and other ideas simple [Read more]
Cultural War Christians Rally Against Jesus on Supreme Court Washington – Immediately upon Justice Sandra Day O’Connor announcing her retirement from the Supreme Court, leaders of right-wing groups began a flurry of activity including dinner [Read more]
Gay Marriage Fight Switches to 10 Commandments Houston – After a series of tense meetings, major Christian groups involved in a long fight to save heterosexual marriage from gays have decided to change tactics and [Read more]
In his early sixties with rugged good looks and a physique honed by years of surfing, Michael lives in a modest house with his wife and two daughters and is the type of person one [Read more]
Washington – House Majority Leader Tom DeLay rolled on the floor, kicking and screaming because his name had been taken in vain in an episode of “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” last week. During an [Read more]
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