Ms. Streisand and Mr. Trump
The President

Streisand Advice to Trump on Russia Scandal too Little too Late.

March 4, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Ucs News  Unconfirmed Sources report that Barbra Streisand has given Mr Trump some much needed advice on how to handle his growing Russia Scandal.  Mr Trump and his administration have come under increasing pressure to [Read more]

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The President

Stephen Bannon Vows to Deconstruct the State with a Chainsaw

February 25, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C) UCS News  Unconfirmed Sources report that Trump henchman Stephen Bannon has started the “deconstruction of the administrative state.”  A plan which he outlined at the Conservative Political Action Conference. After leaving today’s CPAC meeting, Bannon [Read more]

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Trump Administration Releases LGBTQ Bullying Guide for k-12 Kids

February 17, 2017 Staff

(Simi Valley , California) UCS News: The Trump Administration is promoting its new bullying initiative for the nation’s’ grade school kids.  The Trump Administration is very concerned that LGBTQ kids are being bullied for the wrong [Read more]

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President Obama's Bong is Missing

February 4, 2009 Staff

White House security personnel admit that they are unable to locate President Barack Obama’s $1,200.00 Roor Custom Little Sista Icemaster 7.0 Bong that appears to have been stolen from his dresser in his bedroom and [Read more]

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President Obama's Bong is Missing

February 4, 2009 Staff

White House security personnel admit that they are unable to locate President Barack Obama’s $1,200.00 Roor Custom Little Sista Icemaster 7.0 Bong that appears to have been stolen from his dresser in his bedroom and [Read more]

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Obama To Wall Street: Bonuses To Be Paid In Pennies

January 30, 2009 Staff

(Washington, D.C.) A day after President Obama read an article that Wall Street bankers paid themselves 18 billion dollars in bonuses out of the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP), funds allocated to open up lending [Read more]

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Obama in Secret $30 Million Deal With Blackberry

January 28, 2009 Staff

As many Americans have already suspected, President Barack Obama allegedly inked a $30 million advertising deal with smartphone maker Blackberry, Inc. Unconfirmed Sources reveal that Obama secretly signed a $30 million advertising promotion with the [Read more]

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Woman Arrested in Plot to Seduce Obama

January 26, 2009 Staff

A 19-year-old right-wing Evangelical Christian college student was arrested this morning after sources revealed she planned to become an intern and seduce U.S. President Barack Obama for the purpose of removing him from office. Shelly [Read more]