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George W. Bush Gets the Flu: Blames John Kerry, Terrorists and His Mom

October 19, 2004 Staff

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has confirmed that President George W. Bush the has come down with the flu and is blaming John Kerry, International Terrorists and perhaps most surprisingly, his mother Barbara Bush [Read more]

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Bush successfully orates speech

October 7, 2004 Staff

Shocking competitors and awing fans, President George W. Bush successfully orated a speech today and did not include notorious “Bushisms,” his garbling of common words and phrases. “I was very pleased with how well President [Read more]

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George W. Bush Was On Secret Mission In Vietnam!

September 24, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed Sources report White House to release top secret documents to fill in Mr Bush’s war record. These new documents prove that far from sipping mint juleps in a Louisiana whore house during Vietnam, Mr [Read more]

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