(Washington, D.C.) A day after President Obama read an article that Wall Street bankers paid themselves 18 billion dollars in bonuses out of the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP), funds allocated to open up lending [Read more]
As many Americans have already suspected, President Barack Obama allegedly inked a $30 million advertising deal with smartphone maker Blackberry, Inc. Unconfirmed Sources reveal that Obama secretly signed a $30 million advertising promotion with the [Read more]
A 19-year-old right-wing Evangelical Christian college student was arrested this morning after sources revealed she planned to become an intern and seduce U.S. President Barack Obama for the purpose of removing him from office. Shelly [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources are reporting that President Bush has tried to return his legacy. The White House has apparently contacted the original maker of the legacy and requested return authorization, claiming the legacy is defective and [Read more]
Embattled U.S. President George W. Bush may turn out to be the biggest mass murderer in the history of the world as a U.S. District Grand Jury has voted to try him for the unnecessary [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Ucs News– A new radical group took to the street in Washington this week to violently protest the governments massive $700 Billion dollar purchase of Wall Streets toxic debt. The group P.E.T.T. (People [Read more]
(Wall Street : New York) Ucs News– George Bush flew to New York yesterday to survey the damage from Wall Streets Bank Collapse, which devastated the world financial markets over the weekend, Downing at least [Read more]
WASHINGTON (Ucs News) – A defiant President Bush vowed today not to negotiate with Congress about setting a date for withdrawing His administration from The White House, and he said the American people would blame [Read more]
WASHINGTON (Ucs News — U.S. President George W. Bush withdrew his endorsement of John McCain on Wednesday. The President stated that John McCain, the Republican presidential nominee, has failed to clarify how he’s going to [Read more]
WASHINGTON (Ucs News — U.S. President George W. Bush withdrew his endorsement of John McCain on Wednesday. The President stated that John McCain, the Republican presidential nominee, has failed to clarify how he’s going to [Read more]
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