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Al Franken Gains Senate Seat; Loses Sense of Humor

July 10, 2009 Staff

Minnesota Democrat Al Franken admitted that since taking office as senator he has effectively lost his sense of humor. “I had it with me when I went to Washington”, Franken stated in a pathetic effort [Read more]

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Homeland Security Vows Crackdown on Satire

August 22, 2008 Staff

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security announced today that it will no longer tolerate satire writers, satire sites or anything “making fun” of the United States Michael Chertoff, Director of Homeland Security, stated, “It has [Read more]

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President Bush Decries Bias in Satirical Press

March 4, 2005 Staff

WASHINGTON – President George W. Bush says the “left-wing bias” in the way his administration is covered by the satirical press is undermining the American way of life. Although Bush admits he is not computer-literate, [Read more]

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Government to Require Satire Site Labeling!

October 17, 2004 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the government will soon require all satire sites to display a label from the surgeon general. The labeling scheme, much like the nutrition labels for food, will be required for all [Read more]