Scott Pruitt Stars in Return to Teapot Dome.
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Scott Pruitt to Star in Autobiographical Movie

April 10, 2018 Staff

Scott Pruitt to star in his own biographical movie, Return to Teapot Dome.         Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, [Read more]

Donald Trump Golfing, Again.
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Trump Spends 6.3% of Term Golfing

March 27, 2017 Staff

(Mar-a-Lago)  Unconfirmed sources report that the inhabitant of the White House, Mr. Trump, has spent more time golfing than working on Heath Care reform.  Actually,  a careful study of Mr. Trump’s schedule has determined that [Read more]

Steve King and Ted Cruz get Chummy.
Seriously

How Much Racism is Ok for the GOP? Leaders Meet to Discuss.

March 13, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Republican leaders are meeting today to discuss how much racism is ok for the party.  The closed-door session was called in reaction to the statements of GOP rep Steve King [Read more]

Scott Pruitts Farting Polar Bears
National News

Polar Bear Farts Blamed for Mid-West Winter Wind Storm

March 12, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that Scott Pruitt has blamed Canadian polar bears for the massive wind storm that left over 1 million people without power.  Pruitt, Administrator of the Agency(formerly known as the [Read more]

Obama tapps Trump Tower Phones!
National News

Photographic Proof Obama Tapped Trump Tower Phones

March 5, 2017 Staff

(New York) Ucs News-  Unconfirmed Sources has received a photo purporting to show Barack Obama tapping the phone system inside Trump Tower. The image, a still taken from a security video, shows the President listening to [Read more]

Ms. Streisand and Mr. Trump
The President

Streisand Advice to Trump on Russia Scandal too Little too Late.

March 4, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Ucs News  Unconfirmed Sources report that Barbra Streisand has given Mr Trump some much needed advice on how to handle his growing Russia Scandal.  Mr Trump and his administration have come under increasing pressure to [Read more]

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Bush Response Eclipses Protestors in Guatemala

March 12, 2007 Staff

Guatemala City (UPSI) – President Bush’s daylong trip to Guatemala was again marred by protests throughout the country. Bush, however, remained steadfast in his insistence upon deportation of illegal immigrants in America, a large majority [Read more]

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White House To Give Oil Refiners Gas

September 24, 2004 Staff

Energy Secretary Spencer Abraham said yesterday that he was in negotiations with Oil Suppliers to release oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve to relieve the disruptions of supplies caused by Hurricane Ivan and the President’s [Read more]