Ivanka Helps Trump in the Office.
Washington

Ivanka Trump to Open Office of Reality in White House

March 23, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that Ivanka Trump, daughter of the Mr. Trump the inhabitant of the White House, will be joining the West Wing. She will be heading up an office called the Office [Read more]

Agency Administrator, Scott Pruitt.
Washington

Scott Pruitt Cuts Energy Star Program to Save Yellow and Blue Ink

March 20, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting massive budget cuts at the Agency(formerly known as the Environmental Protection Agency).  The cuts include dismantling the energy efficiency program Energy Star. Many are familiar with the Energy Star program [Read more]

Trump Fires Spicer and Conway, Hires Galaxy Note 4 as Spokesmen!
Washington

Trump Fires Spicer and Conway, Hires Galaxy Note 4 as Spokesmen!

March 19, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump has fired his two top spokespeople, Sean Spicer and Kellyanne Conway. To replace the embattled staffers the White House has hired a Samsung Galaxy Note 4 smartphone.  The [Read more]

Trump Care Sinking, It's Ryan's Fault.
Washington

Trump Heads for the Lifeboat. Trump Care is Sinking and it’s Paul Ryan’s Fault.

March 16, 2017 Staff

(Chesapeake Bay)  Unconfirmed sources report that the USS Trump Care is sinking fast, and Mr. Trump is heading for the lifeboat.  The CBO’s explosive report, squeamish GOP crew members, and a suspicious public have delt a [Read more]

White House Creative Writing Staff Suffers from Writer's Block.
Washington

Trump DOJ Struggles to Concoct FAKE EVIDENCE to Bolster Obama Wire Tapping Charges

March 14, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed sources are reporting that the Trump Department Of Justice Creative Writing Bureau is failing to concoct evidence against President Obama.  The Bureau, well know for its prodigious output seems to be struggling. The Creative Writing Bureau, [Read more]

Julian Assange of WikiLeaks in Oval Office
Washington

Trump Asks WikiLeaks Founder Julian Assange to Join Administraion

March 13, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has been asked to join the Trump Administration.  Assange has been asked to join the Department of Justice.  Assange will be working for FOIA.gov, the Freedom [Read more]

Man Scrapes EP off EPA Sign
Washington

Trump Approves EPA Name Change, Removes “Environmental” and “Protection”

March 8, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump has approved a name change for the Environmental Protection Agency.  As of today, the EPA will be known as the Agency.  The Agency run by the former Attorney [Read more]

Washington

Trumps Blasts Own Use of Anonymous Sources!

March 5, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Ucs News  Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump is upset with his own use of anonymous sources.  Mr. Trump took to twitter today charging that President Obama illegally wiretapped Trump Tower during the [Read more]

Rex Tillerson is Missing
Washington

Trump Administration Misplaces Secretary of State Rex Tillerson

March 1, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Ucs News  Unconfirmed Sources report that the Trump Administration has lost track of Rex Tillerson.  Tillerson, the former CEO of Exxon Mobile, has gone missing.  White House officials deny that Tillerson is missing, [Read more]

White House Calls in the Plumbers to Fix Leaks.
Business News

Trump Calls in New Plumber to Fix White House Leaks!

February 25, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) UCS News  Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that Mr.Trump has called in a new plumbing contractor to fix White House leaks.  Mr. Trump has had it the outdated plumbing system of the Presidential Residence.  Mr [Read more]