Agency Administrator, Scott Pruitt.
Washington

Scott Pruitt Cuts Energy Star Program to Save Yellow and Blue Ink

March 20, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting massive budget cuts at the Agency(formerly known as the Environmental Protection Agency).  The cuts include dismantling the energy efficiency program Energy Star. Many are familiar with the Energy Star program [Read more]

Trump Care Sinking, It's Ryan's Fault.
Washington

Trump Heads for the Lifeboat. Trump Care is Sinking and it’s Paul Ryan’s Fault.

March 16, 2017 Staff

(Chesapeake Bay)  Unconfirmed sources report that the USS Trump Care is sinking fast, and Mr. Trump is heading for the lifeboat.  The CBO’s explosive report, squeamish GOP crew members, and a suspicious public have delt a [Read more]

White House Creative Writing Staff Suffers from Writer's Block.
Washington

Trump DOJ Struggles to Concoct FAKE EVIDENCE to Bolster Obama Wire Tapping Charges

March 14, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed sources are reporting that the Trump Department Of Justice Creative Writing Bureau is failing to concoct evidence against President Obama.  The Bureau, well know for its prodigious output seems to be struggling. The Creative Writing Bureau, [Read more]

Julian Assange of WikiLeaks in Oval Office
Washington

Trump Asks WikiLeaks Founder Julian Assange to Join Administraion

March 13, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has been asked to join the Trump Administration.  Assange has been asked to join the Department of Justice.  Assange will be working for FOIA.gov, the Freedom [Read more]

Man Scrapes EP off EPA Sign
Washington

Trump Approves EPA Name Change, Removes “Environmental” and “Protection”

March 8, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump has approved a name change for the Environmental Protection Agency.  As of today, the EPA will be known as the Agency.  The Agency run by the former Attorney [Read more]