(Florida) In a touching ceremony over the weekend Florida House Representative Matt Gaetz was awarded the coveted Trump Kiss Ass Award for his outstanding efforts in kissing Donald Trump’s Ass. Gaetz snagged the award for [Read more]
(Kentucky, USA) Unconfirmed Sources report that erratic Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has gone missing from his home in Kentucky. Authorities have launched a ground search around the residence for Mr. McConnell. Sources close to [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that Ivanka Trump, daughter of the Mr. Trump the inhabitant of the White House, will be joining the West Wing. She will be heading up an office called the Office [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting massive budget cuts at the Agency(formerly known as the Environmental Protection Agency). The cuts include dismantling the energy efficiency program Energy Star. Many are familiar with the Energy Star program [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump has fired his two top spokespeople, Sean Spicer and Kellyanne Conway. To replace the embattled staffers the White House has hired a Samsung Galaxy Note 4 smartphone. The [Read more]
(Chesapeake Bay) Unconfirmed sources report that the USS Trump Care is sinking fast, and Mr. Trump is heading for the lifeboat. The CBO’s explosive report, squeamish GOP crew members, and a suspicious public have delt a [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed sources are reporting that the Trump Department Of Justice Creative Writing Bureau is failing to concoct evidence against President Obama. The Bureau, well know for its prodigious output seems to be struggling. The Creative Writing Bureau, [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has been asked to join the Trump Administration. Assange has been asked to join the Department of Justice. Assange will be working for FOIA.gov, the Freedom [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump has approved a name change for the Environmental Protection Agency. As of today, the EPA will be known as the Agency. The Agency run by the former Attorney [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Ucs News Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump is upset with his own use of anonymous sources. Mr. Trump took to twitter today charging that President Obama illegally wiretapped Trump Tower during the [Read more]
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