Unconfirmed sources report that The President and Vice-president will star in new movie called ‘Dick & George Take On Iraq.’ In the film our two presidential heroes experience madcap adventures as they battle insurgents to [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Bush’s new Attorney General has promised to get tough on the abuses of the power perpetrated by the current administration. Alberto Gonzales, former White House Counsel, will replace the much beloved [Read more]
A home-made and -edited videotape of Vice President Dick Cheney and wife Lynne engaging in various sex acts was leaked to the public today. Unconfirmed sources report the tape contains the Cheneys engaging in oral, [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report more imaginary events are planned in the run up to the presidential election. This week President Bush called the media to a pretend policy address. Instead of an important statement the press [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that US military forces have destroyed several crack houses in bad neighborhoods surrounding the Captiol. The attacks on known drug houses came during a new joint law enforcedment operation that has paired [Read more]
Republican House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, rebuked by a House Ethics Committee at the end of September for pressuring a fellow member of the House of Representatives to switch his vote on a health care [Read more]
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