(Washington D.C.) Ucs News Unconfirmed Sources report that the Trump Administration has lost track of Rex Tillerson. Tillerson, the former CEO of Exxon Mobile, has gone missing. White House officials deny that Tillerson is missing, [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) UCS News Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that Mr.Trump has called in a new plumbing contractor to fix White House leaks. Mr. Trump has had it the outdated plumbing system of the Presidential Residence. Mr [Read more]
(Washington-DC) After President Obama’s State of The Union speech, Vice President Joe Biden exhibited what some believe is not his best asset to the administration, speaking. At the opening of a cow manure methane conversion [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) GOP lawmakers rallied around James O’Keefe today to show support for the young operative who was arrested yesterday doing the GOP’s bidding. O’Keefe and three fellow co-conspirators where arrested while trying to tap [Read more]
(Washington, D.C.) The report released detailing what allowed Nigerian terrorist Umar Farouk Abdulmutllab to board a Detroit bound Northwest Airlines plane on Christmas Day revealed myriad failing communications between counter-terror agencies and one positive. Al [Read more]
Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) announced today that he intends on ending poverty in the United States by systematically killing off poor people. Lieberman stated that he will be siding with Republicans to filibuster the health [Read more]
(Washington, D.C.) In a move as surprising as his being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, President Barack Obama announced at a press conference that he would be issuing a tax on the ReCAPTCHA system in [Read more]
(Washington, D.C.) South Carolina Republican Joe Wilson, who shouted “You lie” during President Obama’s speech on healthcare to Congress, dropped another bomb shell today, adding to his initial statement that the remark was not premeditated. [Read more]
(New York-NY) Ted Kennedy, the Lion of the Senate or given his girth more like the Whale, died this week. The 40-year Senator eulogized by politicians while Twitter tweets “Mary Jo Kopechne is probably giving [Read more]
(New York-NY) Once again, to my loyal five readers (though I believe it shot up to seven last week), I apologize for not cloaking my viewpoint in satire. Simply put, there are just some issues [Read more]
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