Trump shows Merkel his "Pay Up Sucker Tattoo!"
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Trump Shows Angela Merkel His New Tattoo. Pay Up Sucker!

March 26, 2017 Staff

(Berlin, Germany)  Unconfirmed Sources report that during their meeting last week White House inhabitant Mr. Trump showed German Chancellor Angela Merkel his new tattoo.  The Tattoo on his right-hand  says “Pay Up Sucker!” Images from their [Read more]

Floating Wall Protects America from Ireland.
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Undocumented Irish Immigrants Threaten America. Trump Promises Atlantic Wall

March 15, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump is gravely concerned about the number of undocumented Irish that are in America illegally.  There are over 50,000 undocumented Irish in the United States and they pose a [Read more]

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Newly Announced North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Is A Total Dumbass, According to Sources

September 28, 2010 Staff

North Korean sources revealed today that Kim Jong Un, the son of North Korea’s ruling leader Kim Jong-il and who has recently been promoted to military general, is a “total dumbass” and would most certainly [Read more]