US Troops on Mexican Border
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Holy Crap ! Trump is Massing Troops On The Mexican Border!

April 4, 2018 Staff

(Del Rio, Texas) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that US troops have begun massing on the southern border. The troops began to arrive overnight and have set up a base of operations near the Del Rio [Read more]

Trump shows Merkel his "Pay Up Sucker Tattoo!"
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Trump Shows Angela Merkel His New Tattoo. Pay Up Sucker!

March 26, 2017 Staff

(Berlin, Germany)  Unconfirmed Sources report that during their meeting last week White House inhabitant Mr. Trump showed German Chancellor Angela Merkel his new tattoo.  The Tattoo on his right-hand  says “Pay Up Sucker!” Images from their [Read more]

Floating Wall Protects America from Ireland.
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Undocumented Irish Immigrants Threaten America. Trump Promises Atlantic Wall

March 15, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.)  Unconfirmed Sources report that Mr. Trump is gravely concerned about the number of undocumented Irish that are in America illegally.  There are over 50,000 undocumented Irish in the United States and they pose a [Read more]

Bitcoin Deposit Found
Business News

Massive Bitcoin Find Shakes Markets

March 12, 2017 Staff

(Brazil) Unconfirmed sources report that a massive Bitcoin find in the Amazonian rainforest has destabilized the virtual currency. Prices on the Bitcoin exchange, Mt Gox, are gyrating wildly as news the massive find spreads. The discovery [Read more]

Road to Glory
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#Pope Announces Gamification of Salvation at the Vatican

July 24, 2013 Kamal El-Din

UCS(Rome)-  Unconfirmed Sources report the Pope has released a point system to achieve salvation.  The gamification system includes point values for good acts as well as deductions for sins. The system called The Road to [Read more]

No Picture
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Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Charged With Failure To Use Condom; Being Lousy Lover

November 2, 2011 Staff

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange will be extradited to Sweden in the next few days to face charges that he failed to use a condom with one woman and had sex with a second woman while [Read more]

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Obama Promises He Will Outsource More Jobs to India

November 9, 2010 Staff

As First Lady Michelle Obama danced her way into the hearts of the Indian people, President Barack Obama promised Indian PM Manmohan Singh and the Indian Parliament that he will outsource more American jobs to [Read more]

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Newly Announced North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Is A Total Dumbass, According to Sources

September 28, 2010 Staff

North Korean sources revealed today that Kim Jong Un, the son of North Korea’s ruling leader Kim Jong-il and who has recently been promoted to military general, is a “total dumbass” and would most certainly [Read more]