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World Peace is Declared- George Bush Totally Pissed Off

September 30, 2004 Staff

In a completely unexpected turn of events World Peace was declared this morning, signaling the end of all violence and murder planet wide. The announcement was made by Festus P. Hymen of Billings, Montana as [Read more]

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