Unconfirmed Sources
News Ticker
  • [ December 7, 2019 ] Puerto Rican officials promise to announce investigation into Biden if President Trump agrees to release aid. The President
  • [ December 2, 2019 ] Matt Gaetz Wins Kiss Ass Award From Trump! The President
  • [ January 30, 2019 ] Ice Raids Trump Properties in Nationwide Operation! Business News
  • [ January 12, 2019 ] Mitch McConnell has gone Missing! National News
  • [ January 2, 2019 ] Trump Co-Conspirators Quiz The President

Chrome Downgraded to Topical Storm Prior to Projected 6 PM East Coast Landfall

September 2, 2008 Staff National News

Miami, FL (APE)

Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.

Share this:

  • Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)

Related

Previous

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin Claims Daughter's Pregnancy Immaculately Conceived

Next

Democrats race to counter positive effects of Sarah Palin scandals

Recently In the News

  • Matt Gaetz Wins Kiss Award From Trump in Touching Ceremony.

    Matt Gaetz Wins Kiss Ass Award From Trump!

    December 2, 2019
  • ICE raids Trump Properties

    Ice Raids Trump Properties in Nationwide Operation!

    January 30, 2019
  • Mitch McConnell has gone Missing!

    Mitch McConnell has gone Missing!

    January 12, 2019
  • Trump Quiz

    Trump Co-Conspirators Quiz

    January 2, 2019

  • Trump Administration Tower of Lies Collapses!

    December 23, 2018

From the Archives

  • Maybe Health Care Should Be About Compassion

    September 17, 2009

  • UFO Disguised as C-130 Transport Plane Attempts Two Landing at North Carolina Airport

    September 23, 2009

  • Brown and Root Awarded Torture Instrument Contract

    January 24, 2007

  • Lohan Blames DUI Arrest on Ankle Bracelet

    July 24, 2007

  • I CALLED 911. SAD STORY!

    June 24, 2007

  • Bush Rallies Support for Pork Initiative

    February 8, 2007

  • TONY BLAIR RESIGNS. BUSH IMMEDIATELY HIRES HIM

    May 10, 2007

  • DARPA Contestants Declare Themselves Non-Combatants

    October 9, 2005

  • Did I Say I Don't Like George W. Bush? Nonsense!

    November 3, 2004

  • Allawi Accuses Hekawi of Aiding Zarqawi, Moussaoui

    December 2, 2004

All RIghts Reserved. Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.