Clinton Campaign Returns $15,000 "Donation" to New York Governor Eliot Spitzer

(New_York)Ucs News : Campaign staffers announced today that it would return a sizable “donation” to New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. Unconfirmed sources report that Spitzer’s infamous call girl “Kristen” is in fact the Democratic Presidential candidate New York Senator Hillary Clinton.

According to those close to the cash strapped Campaign, Hillary “solicited” political “contributions” from New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer while meeting in a Washington D.C. hotel room. Investigators believe the funds were passed from Spitzer to a Democratically controlled 527 group known as Emperor’s Club VIP.

A raid on the Emperor’s Club VIP Washington headquarters uncovered evidence that Clinton’s campaign was was supposedly billing Spitzer thousands of dollars a night for “speaking engagements” and “personal political consultations”.

Obama campaign manager David Plouffe told reporters in a conference call today, “We were suspicious of the Clinton campaigns fund raising efforts in February. To me it looked like to much money too fast, Now we know how she got it.”

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