Commander Guy

Look! Down on the sly! It’s a turd! It’s a shame! It’s… COMMANDER GUY!

Vaster than squeamish pullet! Able to freep small children with a single hound! Yes, it’s Commander Guy… lame resident from another planet who came to Washington with powers and liabilities far below those of normal men! Commander Guy… who can’t manage the source of dirty rivers, spend, steal, with other’s hands, and who, disguised as George Bush, an ill-tempered decider for a deteriorating banana republic, fights a battle for forever ending truth, justice, and the American way!