Congresswoman Dina Titus blasts Las Vegas tourism industry

LAS VEGAS – Congresswoman Dina Titus, the incumbent who’s rightfully in the fight for her political career, blasted the Las Vegas tourism industry in a press release.

“I know the general rule is that if you want less of something, you tax it. I can’t stand tourism or tourists, therefore I come out in full support of a tourism tax in order to crack down on tourism to Las Vegas. Ideally, we could implement something like a $1,000 tourism fee – and that would really suppress tourism. To hell with tourism,” said Congresswoman Dina Titus.

The Congresswoman also went on to deny rumors that she’s a crack cocaine addict which would explain why she dresses like it’s Halloween every day of the year.