LAS VEGAS – Americans for Drunkenness submitted a written request to Congresswoman Dina Titus that she mandate health insurance coverage for booze. Americans for Porn asked her to include insurance coverage for porn sites. Americans for Breast Augmentation requested Dina Titus include mandates for breast augmentation. Vegetarians of America requested Titus include mandates for spinach and corn coverage.
Congresswoman Dina Titus turned down all of their requests stating that she is unequivocally opposed to all things American.
“I’m opposed to insurance mandates for booze, porn, and spinach because I hate Americans,” said Congresswoman Titus.