Dick Cheney Blasts John Howard for al Qaeda-Obama remarks

(Washington D.C.:Ucs News) US Vice President Dick Cheney lashed out at Australia’s conservative prime minister John Howard today. Speaking from his secure and undisclosed location, Cheney called Howard’s remarks “disgusting propoganda,” “pure demagoguery,” “an insult to voters intelligence,” and “totally plagiarized from a speech I gave last week.”

According to the Vice President, it was his (Cheney’s) office that first linked Democratic candidate Barack Obama to the terrorist Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda. “This is the worst kind of political fear mongering and that dirty dog Howard from Australia is stealing my best material.” said Cheney.

In a speech Howard claimed, “If I were running al Qaeda in Iraq, I would put a circle around March 2008 and be praying as many times as possible for a victory, not only for Obama but also for the Democrats.” Cheney claims, this type of senseless dribble is his trademark and that “I will vigoro.usly defend my right to slander Democratic candidates.”

Staffers in the Vice Presidents’ office comments that Dick Cheney is embarrassed that the Australian Prime minster would sink so low as to link a sitting US senator to a terrorist group. Cheney did attack Ned Lamont by saying “some argue, as some have, that Lamont is the Al-Qaeda candidate?”. Cheney can’t believe that “Australian bastard” is stealing his lines.