"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Rescinded. Gays Coming Out of Closets


Now that the United States military is rescinding the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy implemented by former President Clinton, hundreds of thousands of soldiers are stepping forward and admitting they are gay.

During a recent visit to an army base, Unconfirmed Sources heard one soldier telling another, “God, those boots make you look soooo butch”. To which the other soldier replied, “yes, but I think these khakis make me look fat”.

Adm. Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told the Senate Armed Services Committee