Ed-E-torial Number 15: Bobby Brown Cracks Up. Barry Bonds Floats. Britney Spears Gives Her Head T…

(New York–NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It’s Ed-E-torial #15. Or as we like to call it: “The one where we introduce you to that new hit web series Cop Story.”

(New York-NY) Forget Dora the Explorer and SpongeBob Square Pants, the 2008 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade will be unveiling a new balloon float of San Francisco Giant Barry Bonds. Approved by Bonds himself, the float will be the actual size of the Giant slugger to finally lay to rest any doubt of his steroid use.

(Los Angeles-CA) Hip-Hop bad boy and rehab mainstay Bobby Brown seems to be holding true to the clich