Evil Democrats Pray that Gustav will flood New Orleans

(Washington D.C.) Ucs News- UnconfirmedSources report the Obama/Biden campaign is holding daily prayer circles asking for the holy father to visit destruction upon New Orleans…again. With the weather channel switched on low volume the solemn players request the storm’s path to once again pass over Lake Pontchartrain during the Republican Party’s Nation Convention.

According to Obama staffers Gustav and Katrina is a “match made in heaven” for Democrats. In the words of David Axelrod, “We(Democrates) have been blessed by Katrina, Now every time a huricane flattens a gulf city everyone will be reminded on the Republican Bush Administrations colossal failure.”

Some critics are suggesting President Bush was as least partly responsible for the flooding in New Orleans. In a widely quoted opinion piece, former Clinton aide Sidney Blumenthal says that “The damage wrought by the hurricane may not entirely be the result of an act of nature,” and cites years of reduced funding for federal flood-control projects around New Orleans.

John McCain blasted Obama for wishing destruction upon the City of New Orleans and State of Louisiana. McCain declared “Louisiana is a red state no matter how deep the water is.”