Exxon-Mobile Announces the Purchase of John McCain

(Washington D.C.) Ucs News- Exxon-Mobile Chairman Rex Brings announced the oil giant has official signed an agreement of intent to purchase the Republican Presidential candidate Arizona Senator John McCain. The deal estimated at 17 billion dollars will give Exxon-Mobile exclusive rights to the energy policy of any forth coming McCain administration.

The deal, a combination of common stock, soft money campaign contributions and cash, will insure the rights and privileges of Exxon-Mobile will “be preserved”. According to the McCain campaign the deals will cement the Senators commitment to the interests of big oil and help clarify the nations energy policies.

Oil industry executives hailed the purchase of McCain by Exxon-Mobile, the loss of Bush and Cheney was going to place energy policy back into the public domain.