Fire Proof IPants are Hottest Apple Laptop Accessory

Steve Jobs announced today that sales of the new Apple IPants have surpassed the record breaking sales of the Ipod. The fire proof laptop pants have become a must have for fashionable computer users everywhere. Even Dell computer users are snapping up the IPants in incredible numbers.

“Talk about the killer app. These IPants rock.” Says computer fashion expert Keith Osborne. “These pants are a godsend. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to stop working with my laptop because me legs were burning. I love IPants and recommend them to anybody who needs to use a laptop on a regular basis.”

“They marry form, fashion, and function in a way that could change the computer clothing industry for years.” Said Judith Von Breck, fashion editor of Interstyle Magazine. “IPants look great, work well, are set a fashion trend all at the same time. Gone are the days of folded up towels or layers and layers of tin foil on the lap. These IPants are hot!”

IPants are specially designed pants that allow users to safely use their scorching hot laptop computers. Based on clothing worn by welders the IPant is a sturdy denim pant with fire resistant pads sewn into the lap. The metalized pads protect the user from the flames and heat given off by some Apple and Dell laptop computers. The pants come in a wide variety of colors and styles.

IPants are available at IPants.com as well at Apple.com and all retail locations that sell Apple products.