Fox News Confession : "We told the truth"

(New York : Ucs News International) The top rated cable news outlet admitted to viewers today that in June of 2006 the network broadcasted a story that “resembled the Truth.” Viewers of Fox news are both were shocked and disappointed by admission.

Long time viewer of the Fox network, Harvey Beatsmeat of Chillicothe Ohio, stated “Fox has been my primary source of disinformation for as long as the network has been on the air. I’m not sure what I will do if I can’t mistrust them 100% of the time.”

Fox on air personalities quickly dismissed the confession as “a liberal media conspiriacy” then proceeded to distance themselves from the allegedly true story. Speaking of his nightly program Bill O’Reilly Blasted ROGER AILES, FOX NEWS CHAIRMAN for making the confession. “I think Roger Ailes is a sell out for making such remarks, he has betrayed his networks audience.”

O’Reilly went on to state that his program the “The O’Reilly Factor” has never been contaminated by the truth or anything resembling the Truth. “My views want to hear what I have to say and lying is my business.” said O’Reilly.